Recipe Revue, (but not quite a revue)

Last century, in Tiny Town, Texas, our local newspaper regularly featured the photo of a home cook and three or four of their favorite recipes. Most were the sort you’d find in a local ladies’ auxiliary plastic comb-bound publication. Some were off if you followed the recipes instead of only reading them. Misprints or typos like 1 cup of tea instead of a teaspoon of instant tea mix. 1 c. of lard instead of, well, what kind of recipe might one need with a full cup of lard?

People dressed up for their photos. Nothing like today’s influencer photos. These were studio photos with bad lighting in colorless newsprint. No highly styled foodstagram pictures either. Just the recipe and your imagination or actual ingredients and something to eat as a result.

Yesterday, in suburban central Texas, the hubster opened a last century recipe book hunting down an apple cinnamon bread recipe.

“My sister gave me the recipe. I think your mom makes it too,” he recalls as he flips through pages of handwritten recipes.

“My mom got the recipe from your sister when she was in the paper,” I announce.

“Were you ever in the paper?” he asks.

“Not for the recipes. Mainly for nerdy school stuff. Band, honor roll, the regular school activities everyone did because there was nothing else to do.”

“French breakfast puffs,” he mutters as he continues to search.

“Ha! Those were neither puffy nor Frenchy. They’re basically muffins doused in melted butter and rolled in cinnamon sugar. They’re good, but not French.” I recall getting that recipe from one of my friends who was featured when we were in high school. They were a hit with our family, French or not.

He finds the recipe, discovers we’re out of apples, pushes the recipe book aside and searches for one on his phone. Settling for cinnamon bread with pecan strudel topping, he begins mixing.

I wonder what my blurb would say if I were selected today? Impossible, since the newspaper is defunct, but it’s fun to imagine.

Better yet, hubster and I would be the first dynamic duo, breaking with a single person featured. Would each of us take a turn over two consecutive weeks or would we hang out together? He loves cooking, I prefer eating. He’s the cook, I’m the baker. Team Use Every Utensil (him) or Team Clean As You Go? Complex recipes or one pot wonders? Which recipes would we choose? Three each or three of our favorites?

Hubster’s recipes: Tx cheesesteaks on the Blackstone griddle, cinnamon rolls in an hour, carne guisada with homemade corn tortillas, refried beans, and guac.

Wifey’s recipes: Rotisserie chicken taco Tuesday extravaganza, blueberry smash margaritas, tub of salad with olive oil & balsamic vinegar-serving bowl optional. Oh, and maybe a batch of those French breakfast puffs for special occasions.

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

La Mera Mera

If I could have something named after me, what would it be?

Wine. It would be wine. It would be called La Mera Mera. The best of the best. The big queso. Or maybe it would be tequila. Tequila or wine, it would be organic. It has a spicy, unexpected kick you barely notice until the last swig.

Looks can be deceiving. It’s the quiet ones who surprise you.

March 28, 2025

The Sunday Blues Manifesto

  1. I am open to enjoying the heck out of my Sunday.
  2. I will be in the moment throughout the day.
  3. I will do one “for me” thing, even if it’s only 15 minutes.
  4. I will be kind and loving to those around me.
  5. I will wind down at 8:30.
  6. I will be okay leaving things undone if there isn’t time to get to them because they interfere with #s 1-5.
  7. I will not lash out at those around me; their non-Sunday Blues do not need to make me angry or jealous.
  8. I will put my phone away (Face Time and calls to family or friends are excepted).
  9. I will not check work email.
  10. I will allow myself to rest.
March 23, 2025

Too Late TV Shows

Is it still “normal” to say TV series? With streaming services and the ability to binge watch anything at any time, TV has changed. The anticipation of the next show a week later and those end-of-season cliffhangers, watching TV was fun. Now you can get everything all at once.

Even before streaming became popular, I had some favorites and didn’t start watching some shows until they ended. I caught re-runs on other networks and figured out why they were so popular.

I started watching Cheers during late night treadmill workouts during college. It never appealed to me when it aired. Seemed too grown up. It took place at a bar; I never went to bars. On the treadmill though, it made the time pass faster and it was funny.

Other shows I’ve watched past their prime: Seinfeld, Mad About You, Frasier, 3rd Rock From the Sun, The Office, Stranger Things, and most recently, Gilmore Girls-I actually watched all seven seasons.

I picked up Young Sheldon last summer, and I’m somewhere near the front end of season two. My sister suggested Parenthood and This Is Us. I started Parenthood years ago, lost interest and then it disappeared from wherever I streamed it. I started watching This Is Us this past fall and the writing is incredible. I’m a hot blubbery mess after almost every episode and I’m not an easy crier. Where was I when this show started?

Grad school. I was knee deep in grad school. My TV watching days were numbered once I started teaching, (adios, Friends) became a mom, (Gilmore Girls and adios McDreamy) and got into grad school. Other shows I missed that most people watched: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Downton Abbey, Orange Is the New Black, and Parks and Recreation among others.

Earlier this week while we had some down time, I started watching Yellowstone. Now I’m hooked. I’m not sure how long it will take for me to finish it, but it was saved to my watch list a while back. I’m almost finished with season 6 of the Crown. I roped my mom in on this series so I’m waiting to binge watch again on her next visit. I’ll continue with This Is Us. As far as Yellowstone goes, my husband is also enjoying it. We’ll need to pick up another episode this weekend before we forget where we left off.

March 21, 2025

Late Night Slicing

I’ve discovered I don’t like drafting posts on my phone. Convenient, yes. It seems rushed, for me at least.

There was a time when I didn’t like drafting on my computer for the same reason. Pen on paper first, then transcribe it online.

Will there soon be a way to think a draft into existence without using a phone? Don’t answer that! And don’t let me go down the this -is-not-a-phone rabbit hole (because it’s so much more than a phone).

Okay, device. It’s a device. I don’t like using it for longer pieces of writing, but if that’s the case, then what’s there to say about my social media posts?

March 20, 2025

Travel Type

I like getting enough sleep. An itinerary is good, but if you lesson plan for a living, sometimes it’s nice to go off the plan.

Play it by ear. Make a (short) list of places or things to must-see or must-do and let the rest fall into place.

I’m not the go, go, go type. Doing as much as possible for a day or two is great, but I like to leave room for a low-key day.

Our plans changed yesterday, so we swapped our Zion trip with our chill out day. The plan was to go Monday, better weather. We spent most of the day there today and went from rain, to balmy, to sunny, to cold, to snow, to mostly cloudy and bearable.

Jackets on. Jackets off. Have the sunglasses on you because you may need them in two minutes. We considered canceling because we didn’t have the right gear, but we did have enough.

Experiencing the views was worth it.

March 18, 2025

Vacation Slicing

March slicing is challenging. Spring break is typically my week for reading and replying to more posts and responding to comments. This year, after many years of staycations, we decided to take a much needed spring break trip.

We’re having a great time despite the lack of sleep and an early flight.

Routines are off the table for a few days, so slicing is a struggle.

Plans took a turn when Migraine packed her bags and arrived at 5:00 a.m. Who invited her? I booked a whole separate room for her and hopefully she’ll stay out of my space.

March 17, 2025

Tug-of-War

We play tug-of-war with the phone charger. “

“My charger is broken!”

Bring mine back downstairs.

“But you have a charging stand.”

I need it to charge my watch.

Target run. I message her about which type of block she needs.

Hello, are you there? What kind of block do you need? I’m speaking with someone in electronics now.

I’m about to leave.

Ping.

“Actually, I need the cord. I have the block.”

Check downstairs in the bin with the device cords and chargers.

I give up, leaving empty handed.

Why didn’t you reply? There’s a brand new cord here.

“My phone was dead.”

I swap the new cord and get mine back.

A few days later, the new cord is back on the table. Mine is missing. It’s fine, until this morning.

I need to pack my phone charger. The cord is still on the table from weeks ago.

“Ummm…I can’t find my block.”

And so goes the tug-of-war with the charger. Need a teen to engage with you? Hide the charger. One of these days I’ll win.

March 16, 2025

¿Cómo se dice #firefly?

Algunas veces, no se me ocurre que no sé una palabra en #español. Puedo estar platicando con alguien y tengo que parar y pensar en lo que quiero decir.

Una vez, estaba leyendo un libro a una clase de segundo grado. Era un libro de no ficción sobre animales #bioluminiscentes. Discutimos diferentes tipos de animals y empecé con la pagína con…–vuelan cuando empieza a oscurecer…estos..puedes ver las lucecitas volando. Son #fireflies en inglés–les expliqué

–¡Sí maestra, son fireflies!–

–Pero ¿comó se dice en español?–

Otra maestra, confundida como yo, empezó a buscar la palabra.

–Ahh, luciérnaga!

Todos empezaron decir la palabra.

–Luciérnaga, luciérnaga, luciérnaga!–

Continuamos con el libro. Siempre tengo momentos cuando no sé lo que no sé.


How Do You Say #firefly?

Sometimes it doesn’t occur to me that I don’t know a word in #Spanish. I can be speaking with someone until I have to stop and think about what I want to say.

Once, I was reading aloud to a second grade class. It was a nonfiction book about bioluminescent animals. We discussed different types of animals and I started with a page about “…they fly when it starts to get dark…they…you can see little lights flying. They’re #fireflies in English,” I explained.

“Yes, teacher, they’re fireflies!”

Another teacher, just as confused as me, began looking up the word.

“Ahh, luciérnaga!”

Everyone started chanting the word.

“Luciérnaga, luciérnaga, luciérnaga!”

We continued with the book. I always have moments where I don’t know what I don’t know.

March 14, 2025