Coming soon…The Anchor Chart Pub. For teachers. All day happy hour. If you take a mental health day, come on in and get a deal. We’re working on our menu, so please be patient while we develop these recipes with our resident (part time, second job) teacher mixologists who craft the perfect cocktail/ and so far, only mocktail.
Tasting rooms will be available for team planning.
We’re working on a special Pandemic Teaching menu. If you have menu suggestions, please reach out. Should your suggestion make it on our menu, we’ll send you a discount code to use on your first visit.
Cocktails
D-Hall (made with Jack Daniel’s Whiskey)
Grades Are Due Next Week
Meet the Teacher Night
Maternity Leave (Pregatini)
School Supplies
Spring Break
Talent Show
Craft Beer
Bus Duty
Field Day
First Year Teacher
Principal’s Office IPA
Professional Undevelopment
Retirement Party
Sad Little Lunch
Sub Plans
Thirsty Teacher
Wine
Book Club
GNO Grading Party
Lesson Plans
Meet Me at the Library
No Teacher Left Behind
Tequila
Field Trip
Sex Ed
Staff Talent Show
Summer Vacation
Tutorials
Vodka
Copy Machine
End of Course Exams (Say that Fast 3 Times)
Full Moon on Halloween
Other Duties as Assigned
Science Fiction
Standardized Testing
Tech Support
Whiskey
Grades Were Due Yesterday
Missing Permission Slip
Pep Rally
Zoom Teaching
Nerds Beget Nerds 
So creative! I especially like the beer names-you should approach your local brewery with the Sub Plans and Unprofessional Development. I laughed out loud at the Tequila “Sex Ed.”
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Great idea! I do have a friend who brews her own beer.
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I love this! I think you need to add one that is named, “You’re on Mute”. Let me know when this comes to fruition!
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Yes! That one’s perfect for the special Pandemic Teaching menu.
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I absolutely LOVE this post. I can’t believe you don’t have anything for SLO’s. Very clever!
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I will need to add that to the menu! And that will be on the welcome sign. The patron will…
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I LOVE this post! We are, after all, of legal age and allowed to imbibe (responsibly, of course). I will have to share with you sometime my dream of a bar bookstore…I could use a good mixologist.
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Yes! I’ve also envisioned a dream book bar, but on wheels! Don’t even get me started…
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I loved the creativity in this post. We could all use a cocktail these days!
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What an imagination you have, cocktails wrapped around pandemic teaching! Very entertaining!
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What a fun menu! I loved the introduction, too. This made me laugh: ” If you take a mental health day, come on in and get a deal. ” Can “Paper jam” be an extra shot of vodka?
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Lol, a paper jam is definitely an extra shot of vodka!
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